Is it strange to be friends with a stalk of celery?

I know its weird but what do you think. He is my best friend. I would never do anything to hurt Cel the celery stalk. Would you be creeped out of I asked you to go out to eat with us some day?

Is it strange to be friends with a stalk of celery?
No, I'd go out with you and Cel . . . I always enjoy a good dinner and a crisp discussion afterwards. Let's stick to steak and steamed veggies ... sans celery of course.
Reply:I have friends too! Tom the tomato, Gus the aspargus, and Pot the potato (but he gets wasted too much).
Reply:Haha! I found this cute TINY little peach at the grocery store today while out with my mom. It was so soft and fuzzy. I told my mom I wanted to take it home and keep it as a pet. She said it'd probably go bad.





No joke.
Reply:It's not strange it's stupid ! !
Reply:I'll go out to eat with you. Don't expect your little friend to survive the meal though.
Reply:You think?
Reply:how r u keepin Cel alive since he is a fresh veggie he will not last long
Reply:No its not weird. Because Cel listens to you!! And whereas he might not always have the best answer, at least you know he's there for you! But I might be a little weirded out if you brought him to eat with us someday. Someone might try and snatch him up and eat him and we can't have that!
Reply:How crunchalishish.
Reply:yes very much so... why celery out of all.. why not a tomato or a onion?
Reply:if you are friends with it how could you eat it grasshopper?
Reply:be sure to wrap him in tinfoil to keep him extra crispy and fresh.
Reply:Although its nice to have friends, I think u should find one in the same species..u need to go out a lil bit,go to bars,learn something new like karate or a cooking class or whatever it is u find interesting. I think u wouldnt have time to be friends with Cel if u have a social life.
Reply:Uh yeah... forget the celery, itd be weird to be friends with you.
Reply:sure, i will. i'll bring ranch dressing too-for your little pal. oh, i can bring my friend Chip the tortilla too! and Berry the blueberry! it'll be so much fun!!!! seriously though, get some help.
Reply:I bet that celery stalk is a great friend. It has never argued with you or dissappointed you. Sadly though it wont be a lasting friendship unless you intend to replace him with new celery in a couple weeks.
Reply:i would love to eat out with you and cel the celery stalk, but only if i can bring car the carrot stick.
Reply:I'd go out to dinner with Cel, will you babysit my carrots for me so I can go?
Reply:No, no.. I would love to eat out with you and Cel. Just tell me when.
Reply:GET ALIFE!!! Quit taking this Yahoo space and our time with your idiotic mind (...if you have any). I won't bother with you anymore and I advise all others to also ignore this person with more time in her hands than brains! Adela
Reply:It is strange only if you expect him to pick up the bill....
Reply:Omg.
Reply:I would probably smack you upside the head to knock some sense into you!!!!!
Reply:haha