How can I stalk my ex-bf?

I sometimes dive into bushes when I see him coming and watch him throw the garbage out. Or, I'll say his name and dive around the corner...and giggle..and pee on myself a bit. Hehehehehe.

How can I stalk my ex-bf?
Darlin', first you have to get rid of that HIDEOUS hair "don't."
Reply:PLEASE STEP AWAY FROM THE PIPE!
Reply:smart. u dont announce ur stalkin some1 on the web unless u wanna get arrested. u need to get a life and stop stalkin ppl
Reply:Crazy fool.
Reply:Watch Cybill repeats.
Reply:You need help!
Reply:seek professional help quick.





or tell yourself he's not worth it he's not worth it!
Reply:I'd say give it up because he might call the police on you...besides there are plenty of other fish in the sea...
Reply:Just keep peein' on yourself. That'll do just fine.
Reply:Uh...
Reply:ew. and your avatar looks like a guy. if you are a guy...then you are SO gay!!! do you need therapy and DIAPERS. if you keep peeing on yourself and you stalk your ex-bf, then you need both. plz do the world a favor and GET HELP!!!
Reply:HAAAAAAHaaaaaaaa.... Is it just me, or is everybody on this site crazy tonight, lmao...





Oh, and if you're serious, don't stalk him and get some help with that little bladder- thing you got goin on...
Reply:Are you peeing on yourself because you're giggling? You may have stress incontinence and should see your doctor. lol


Seriously, I think you might try throwing tiny pebbles at his window at night so he can't really sleep.


And you could put saran wrap over the top of his garbage can so when he throws garbage in it, it just goes all over and you can mock him while he picks it up.


Or you can just hide and giggle and pee some more.


I hope you change your pants often or else he might smell you coming.





Silly guy.
Reply:Sounds like you've got it covered to me i would just say i would get a cam and start taking pic also, you never know you might find yourself without him for alittle bit, and you don't want to forget his face do you? I would recommend a 35mm camera with a super zoom lens, Ive found through experience that its the best for beginners. LOL
Reply:you sick son if a ***** !!
Reply:You have issues seek help
Reply:I hope that you're kidding. Do you know what it is like to be stalked? NEVER KID about something like that; it may just happen to you. Your attitude appalls me and quite frankly, you need professional help. If you have a problem in a relationship, either you talk it out or seek an outside source for assistance. It is a form of deviant behavior and a pattern cycle. What, are you between the ages of 13-17? How'd you like it if you were in a relationship you couldn't get out of and had a gun stuck down your throat if you didn't do what that person wanted? How'd you like to be a prisoner in your body and no one hears? I don't care if I get a thumbs down or a report on my answer.
Reply:YOU sound GAY ! are YA! I wouldn't know how to stalk another man!
Reply:LOL Go on with your bad self.
Reply:okay...maybe you should...um...therapy?
Reply:Sick.....
Reply:That's just nasty! Listen here fruit loop, you need help!!
Reply:I think your nuts!! Get a hold of yourself and get a life. Your ex will never want you back--now that he probably knows your pyscho!!!!!!
Reply:As long as he doesn't see you pee, you should be fine.
Reply:Ew! now thats just plain abuse!