not that i'm gonna...nope, i'm NOT thinking of stalking philipp lahm...not me.
What is the correct procedure in which to stalk a celebrity?
Ok, so first, you move to a place with a high concentration of celebrity dwellings. THEN you buy a star map.
You stake out in front of their place and follow them around discreetly. Send love notes.
Then you reveal yourself in a creative fashion, such as streaking by them in the nude with "Marry me Philipp" painted on your body.
And if their bodyguards haven't rightfully beat you to a pulp and got you arrested, turn yourself in and get some psychiatric help. You've had your fun.
Reply:The correct procedure is to hang a picture up on your wall and just look at it everyday and smile. Or create a Sim version and marry them. (Not that I've done that)...*looking around*
Reply:Are you nuts?
Reply:From afar.
Reply:the best way is don't
get the gossip mags, they like to tell so called secrets of all the celebs.
Reply:Hire a ninja... although he may kill said celebrity...
Reply:~*Dont do it!!!*~
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