Thursday, May 20, 2010

If all the Atheists moved to Atheism Island would Christains stalk us in hopes of turning us into believers?

....scenario. Atheists have found an island in the middle of the ocean that will provide for all living atheists. We do a mass migration to this in hopes of escaping Christianity prosecution and nagging. So on the island every atheist is living in harmony and are frequented by cool rock/rap/whatever bands until one day.....Ned Flanders asks my be come ashore....to be continued....

If all the Atheists moved to Atheism Island would Christains stalk us in hopes of turning us into believers?
They'd probably make weekly fly overs dropping pamplets...
Reply:I first want to apologize for any Christian who nagged or prosecuted you wrongly, I'm not sure how they may have offended you, however the message of Christ can seem offensive even if you read it from the bible yourself.





But to answer your question. The bible says that the servant should go out into the highway and the hedges and compel them to come in, that my house may be filled, so yes, we would follow you to Atheist Island, not to annoy or persecute you, but because our love for Christ and the salvation of your soul compels us to, even under the threat of death.
Reply:lol. All "religious" groups and sometimes even atheists will find ways to try to enforce their religion and idealogy. It's all about power or feeling powerless. Some people will go to any measure in order to feel "grounded" in order to reserve themselves a place in "heaven" or "hell" on Earth or elsewhere.
Reply:I've got a better idea...make the *christians* be the ones that have to move. Anybody who believes in silly superstitious nonsense is deported! Ah, now *that* would be heaven! %26lt;grin%26gt;


See, I like my house, and I worked hard for it. I like where I live, except for the annoying always-trying-to-convert-me and control-everything christians. So pack 'em all up and ship 'em off to some island, and let 'em fight it out THERE over which of their petty little doctrinal differences based on interpreting their musty old book of fables is right or wrong. They'd probably kill themselves off soon enough, so we wouldn't even have to send 'em supplies for very long...





Peace.
Reply:Of course they would. They send "missionaries" to every single nation and little patch of dirt in the world (then cry "persecution" when they're told--rightfully so--they're not wanted). So why would anybody think they wouldn't be molesting an island of atheists?
Reply:I might visit, because to be honest, there are quite a few atheists I would miss. I never really was one to try and shove my ideas into someone else's head against their will. That's ear-rape, and no means NO.
Reply:hahaha that's hilarious! they would probably be fine with us, until they get paranoid, think we're conspiring and so they bomb us... that would be sad...
Reply:They will, eventually, but then before that, they will work on other theists first.
Reply:I would just get voted off the island and then go on talk shows telling about how fake the show is.
Reply:No. You guys would split into "Darwin" and "Dawkins" tribes,


and all hell would evolve.
Reply:lol of course, they would round up all there best preachers and come to your island
Reply:No, they would bomb us and take over our land.
Reply:Nope... we'd pray for you.


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