I am a professional stalker, but I only stalk during the holidays. How do you feel about Christmas stalkings?

Isn't that when most stalkings go on? I mean...... I've actually had a fat man watching me to see when I'm sleeping...... when I'm awake. He knows when I've been bad or good for goodness sake! If that's not stalking.... what is? Then there's Jack Frost..... the guy keeps nipping at my nose. So if you plan on stalking...... I would imagine that Christmas stalking would be the perfect time. But as a Christmas stalker.... I suggest you wait for the stores to have a cel'ery...lize that this could get expensive. *wink*

I am a professional stalker, but I only stalk during the holidays. How do you feel about Christmas stalkings?
how festive of you!
Reply:i hang my x-mas stalkings on the wall lol
Reply:don't mind as long as you bring chocolate... lol
Reply:as long as you dress up for the occasion... dont forget your night vision goggles... what kind of lunatic would you be if you didnt have them (not a very good one)...
Reply:omg , antother play on words . i personallly don't like my stockings cuz Santa always leaves me diareah and for stalkings , it's not very nice to stalk at christmas ,get in the Spirit !
Reply:they should be hung up
Reply:That doesn't sound fun, but Christmas stockings do!
Reply:Sure why the hell not. With all the other chaos that goes around that time of year. I would make a difference since we all are zombies when it comes to Xmas time anyways.Keep on stalkin'
Reply:that the best time to do that
Reply:word
Reply:get me a present %26amp; im fine wit it
Reply:weirdo.
Reply:Christmas stalkings are generally hung by the chimney, with care. If you're still in them, c'est la vie!
Reply:your a pro? Congrats. Please don't ruin my christmas by stallking me. Thank you.
Reply:I like to get gifts in them
Reply:My ex boyfriend has a collection of nylon stalkings..... would you like to borrow some?


Just dont get caught in the fish nets ;o}
Reply:they should be hung and stuffed by santa